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Hi Everyone!
 
How Are You Doing?? Hope You All Had The Best Day Ever
 
Hope You Enjoy My Site And Find Everything
Useful In It. If You Have Anything To Say Just
Send Your Comments... I Really Will Be Glad
To See Your Comments

Thank You For Visiting My Space And Hope You Enjoy It.

I Really Will Be Glad If You Like My Page...

That's All I Guess...
 

SMS Messages

COOL SMS

 

Destiny decides who u meet in life 
but its only your heart that can decide
who gets to stay in your life..... 

Flowers die, Stories end, Songs fade, Memories r forgotten
All things come to end but precious people like u r always remembered...
16-Aug-2005            11:41:17

A new day comes every 24 hours
A new month comes every 30 days
A new year comes every 12 months
but someone special like u comes only once in a life time…
13-Aug-2005            01:27:12

n ss!w ! ‘ n ss!w ! ‘n ss!w ! ‘ n ss!w !
n ss!w ! ‘ n ss!w ! ‘n ss!w ! ‘ n ss!w !
Got Confused! Hey come on mobile ko ultha kar ke dekhein Janaab!
31-July-2005            15:03:10

Care is the sweetest form of love. When someone says take care, it’s as good as saying I’ll keep u in my heart till it’s very last beat. So take care.
14-Sept-2005           11:08:21

A star has 5 ends
A square has 4 ends
A triangle has 3 ends
A line has 2 ends
A life has 1 end
but the circle of friendship has no end….
14-Oct-2005             12:39:50

Where do I figure in ur life my friend?
In the freshness of the morning breeze
Or in the sheen of the evening star
In the reluctant drizzle or in the laughing rain
In the cool moonlight or in the indifference of afternoons
In deep thoughts or in some casual tune?
30-Aug-2005            02:27:23

Wishing u 12 months of happiness, 52 weeks of fun, 365 days of success, 8760 hours of good health, 525600 min. of good luck & 31536000 sec. of joy on this eid. Eid Mubarak 2 u my dear….

May Allah protect u from all harm
Brighten ur heart with the noor of Imaan
Bless u with the vision of Ehsaas &
Elevate u with the greatness of eid. Eid Mubarak…

Have a heart that never hardens
have a smile that never fades
have a touch that never burnt
and have friendship that never breaks.

If u drop me i ill break if u hold me i ill shake 
if u need me i ill hurry, if u don't call me i ill worry
if u hurt me i ill cry but if u leave me i ill die.

If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST,
If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE,
If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST,
and since you are my friend...U R THE BEST !!! 

I've seen angels in the sky,
I've seen snow fall in July,
I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do,
But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!

Meaning of Friendship : -

F-------FOREVER 
R-------RESPONSIBLE 
I--------INTELLIGENT 
E-------EAGER TO MAIL 
N-------NICE 
D-------DIVINE 
S--------SIMPLE 
H-------HEARTLY 
I--------INTERSTED 
P-------PEACEFUL 

A square has 4 end,
A triangle has 3 end,
segment has 2 end,
but our friendship has no end.

A Friend is Sweet when its NEW
Its Sweeter when its TRUE
But you know that its the sweetest when it is U.

DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile

Most people walk in and out of your life,
but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart.

Friendship is like a glass handle it with care because once broken cannot be mended and even if mended.... a crack is always there !!!

When Nights are long & Friends are few, 
I sit by my Window & think of u.
a silent whisper a silent tear.
with all my Heart i wish you were here.

one day Love and friendship met.
Love asked-when i already exist why are you here?
friendship replied "to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!"
Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good.

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge,
I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them. 

To handle yourself, use your head;
To handle others, use your heart.

When it hurts to look back, 
and you're scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you 
and your best friend will be there

Smile a while and while you smile,
smile another smile and soon there will be miles
and miles of smile just because you smiled,
I wish your day is full of SMILE 

A good Friend is like a computer
he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself 
in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles
and never DELETE you from his heart.

a friend is sweet when it is new...
it is sweeter when it is true....
but you know that.....
it is the sweetest when it is u..."

Mountain can fly,river can dry
you can forget me but never can i 

Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
harder to leave,and impossible to forget.

English SMS Messages

 

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!

When u feel sad....
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart and when tears fill your eyes. I want to be there for you because I am…
selling tissues, Buy 1 get 1 free… :p

Hey what’s wrong with ur phone!!
I tried to call u but the operator said: “welcome to the jungle zone. The monkey u r trying to call is on the tree right now, plz try again later!!

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not.

Think Big
Think Smart
Think Positive
Think Beautiful
Think Great…
I know this is too much for you, so here’s a shortcut.
Just think about ME!!

I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy.

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell" 

Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all!

is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for details...

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

Someday u may lose ur hair.
u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.
But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.
coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be invited...so i am inviting you...don't bring any gift with you...just bring someone to marry me

Our friendship means a lot 2 me.
U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.
U jump out of the window...
I look down & then... i lauf again

The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?

Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo

 

Love SMS Messages

 

Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga.

If U delete this message that’s bcoz u love me.
If u save it that’s bcoz u desire me.
& if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me.
So what u gonna do with It?

If you fall in river there is a boat
if you fall in well there is rope
but if you fall in love there is no hope.

It’s a nice feeling when u know that
someone loves u
someone misses u
someone needs u
but it feels much better when u know that
someone never ever forgets u & that’s me….

If 1000 persons misses u, I m first one of them
if only one misses u, that must be me
if nobody misses u, be sure that I m dead….

Love is Pure
Love is Sure
Love is sweet poison
that Doctors can't cure

Do you believe in love at first sight
or do I have to walk by again??

Love is like war...
Easy to start...
Difficult to end...
Impossible to forget

You look so fine! I want to...
break your heart and give you mine

You are like the sunshine so warm,
you are like sugar, so sweet...
you are like you...
and that's the reason why I love you!

Love is sweet poison:
Do not consume without your beloved's advise
and keep out of reach of children 
and keep it in cool and dark place.

L O V E
L = Lake of Sorrows
O = Ocean of Tears
V = Valley of Death
E = End of life....       

If you love someone, put their name in a circle,
instead of a heart, because hearts can break,
but circles go on forever.

You must be a good runner because you are 
always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter
because I Miss You Always... Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga.

If U delete this message that’s bcoz u love me.
If u save it that’s bcoz u desire me.
& if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me.
So what u gonna do with It?

If you fall in river there is a boat
if you fall in well there is rope
but if you fall in love there is no hope.

It’s a nice feeling when u know that
someone loves u
someone misses u
someone needs u
but it feels much better when u know that
someone never ever forgets u & that’s me….

If 1000 persons misses u, I m first one of them
if only one misses u, that must be me
if nobody misses u, be sure that I m dead….

Love is Pure
Love is Sure
Love is sweet poison
that Doctors can't cure

Do you believe in love at first sight
or do I have to walk by again??

Love is like war...
Easy to start...
Difficult to end...
Impossible to forget

You look so fine! I want to...
break your heart and give you mine

You are like the sunshine so warm,
you are like sugar, so sweet...
you are like you...
and that's the reason why I love you!

Love is sweet poison:
Do not consume without your beloved's advise
and keep out of reach of children 
and keep it in cool and dark place.

L O V E
L = Lake of Sorrows
O = Ocean of Tears
V = Valley of Death
E = End of life....       

If you love someone, put their name in a circle,
instead of a heart, because hearts can break,
but circles go on forever.

You must be a good runner because you are 
always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter
because I Miss You Always...

 

Urdu SMS Messages

 

Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi,
har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
maut to sachai hai aani hai,
lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....!

Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka ,
toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,
na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA,
aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!

Aap paas hon ya door, hum dil se dil ki awaaz mila saktey hai,
Na khat ke, na telephone ke muhtaaj hai hum,
Apke dil ko aik hichki se hila saktey hai… hum.

Jab bhi aap se milney ki taqdeer nazar aayi,
Mujhey pawon mein bandhi zangeer nazar aayi,
Teri yaad mein nikal padey merey aansoo,
Har aansoo mein teri tasweer nazar aayi.

Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye
aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye
aur unke haath peele ho gaye

Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste,
sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai,
tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai,
hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai

jawaab teri shayari ka....
denge hum shayari mein....
naam tera likh baithe hain....
apne dil ki diary mein....

Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
is liye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon

Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi

Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye
bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye
jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite
to 11 ve din nahana chahiye

You r my sweet SONA
I don't want u KHONA
I want a place in your heart's KONA
Otherwise i will start RONA
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA

Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai
Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai.

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye
waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai
Kaho Na Pyaar Hai
Kya mooh dukhta hai

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya

Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai
na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai
aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko
Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai

Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya
to night ko sleeping chor diya
tere face ki gentle beauty ne
mere kind heart ko phor diya

Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey

kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate
kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate
kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate
aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chore nahi jaate.

Arz kiya hai.....
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?
ha ha ha ha.....

Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain
pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain
milne ki to bohat chahat hai
par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain

Dil torna humari aadat nahi
Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe
Dil mein bas kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar parbat se milne ka intzaar karte hain, Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar karte hain

Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...
maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....

Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chor kar tumeh e-mail karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain
* vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)

Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,
larkon ko phassane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....
Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

Hi Musharraf needs 500 donkeys to attack on India. 499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo...

Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam
ki har galli se awaaz aaye..."ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JAAN"

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,
Jo Mammu-Mammu bulaate hain.
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tarap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

Jis din se juda vo humse hue
is dil ne dharkna chor diya
hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra
taaro ne chamkna chor diya

Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi
yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi
shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum
itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi

Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein
aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga
magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain..

Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain
par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain
le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par
jaha diye nahi dil jlaaye jaate hain

 


 

  

99 Secrets Girls Have To Know About Guyz

99 SECRETS GIRLS HAVE TO KNOW ABOUT GUYS


1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys hate flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the
first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep,
they always think about the girl they truly care about.

7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad
characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure
have one habit to gain courage and spirit to
tell you many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and
this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..Uh...never
mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.

19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer
when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when
you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the
message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys love their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his mon ey for lunch just to get you a
couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't
mean that the guy likes her.
28 You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of
the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys' weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It 's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't
let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that
much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his
problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to
listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases
you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily
get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too
possessive. So watch out girls!!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be
hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they
broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more.
51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting
involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's
too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt,
he won't be matured and grow up.
53. When an un likable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot
more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats
with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll
probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying,
"Please come and listen to me"
59. Guys don't really have fin al decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight,
but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be
sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the
way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your
advantage.
72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of
rejection.
73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be
surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than
attracting guys.
75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic
is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable
decisions but still love them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he
finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.

79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know
them, they'll realize they're wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too
stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is
already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at
fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of you or he's
criticizing you.
87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second
chance, give it to him. But when you catch
him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances
at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're
 with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves
 you more than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls
read and take as their basis of experience.

91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain wh en he cries in
front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even
just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl.
He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him
praying sometimes.

95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your
relationships.

 

Why Do Guyz Like Girls

Why do guyz like gurlzzz?


1-they always smell good even if it's just a shampoo

2-how cute they r when they eat

3-the way they take hours to dress, but in the end it's worthwhile

4-because they r always warm even it's minus 30 degrees outside

5-the way they look good no matter what they wear

6-the way they fish for compliments

7-the way their hands find urs

8-the way they smile

9-the way u feel when u see their name on the caller id after u hade a big fight

10-the way they cry

11-then they apologize for crying over somthin silly

12- the way they hit u and expect it to hurt u

13-then apologize when it does hurt (even thoug u don't admit it)

14-the way they say "i miss u"

15- the way YOU miss them

16- the way their tears make u want to change THE WORLD so that it doesn't hurt them anymore

17-how cute they r when they argue

18-the way they say let's not fight annymore even though u know an hour later...

19-the way u love everythin abt them

Words Of Wisdom

Words of Wisdom

Today before you think of saying an unkind word
Think of someone who can't speak

Before you complain about the taste of your food
Think of someone who has nothing to eat

Before you complain about your husband or wife
Think of someone who's crying out to God for a companion

Today before you complain about life
Think of someone who went too early to heaven

Before you complain about your children
Think of someone who desires children but they're barren

Before you argue about your dirty house; someone didn't clean or sweep
Think of the people who are living in the streets

Before whining about the distance you drive
Think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet

And when you are tired and complain about your job
Think of the unemployed, the disabled and those who wished they had your job

But before you think of pointing the finger or condemning another
Remember that not one of us are without sin and we all answer to one maker

And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down
Put a smile on your face and thank God you're alive and still around

Life is a gift
Live it...
Enjoy it...
Celebrate it...
And fulfill it.

Natural Highs

Think about these one at a time BEFORE going on to the next one...
IT DOES MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD, especially the thought at the end.



NATURAL HIGHS

1.Being in love.

2.Laughing so hard your face hurts.

3. A hot shower

4. No crowded line at the supermarket's cashier.

5.Taking a drive on a pretty road.

6. Hearing your favourite song on the radio.

7.Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.

8.Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.

9.Chocolate milkshake ... (or vanilla ... or strawberry!)

10.A bubble bath.

11.Giggling.

12.A good conversation.

13.Finding a $ 100 note inyour coat from last winter.
 
14.Running through sprinklers.

15.Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.

16.Having someone tell you that you're beautiful.

17.Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.

18.Waking up and realising you still have a few hours left to sleep.

19.Making new friends or spending time with old ones.

20. Having someone play with your hair.

21.Sweet dreams.

22.Making eye contact with a cute stranger.

23.Holding hands with someone you care about.

24.Running into an old friend and realising that some things (good or bad)never change.

25.Watching the _expression on someone's face as they open a much-desired present from you.

26.Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day.

27.Knowing that somebody misses you.

28.Getting a hug from someone you care about deeply.

29.Knowing you've done the right thing, no matter what other people think.

Jokes (Always Updated)

Ladies hostel caught Fire. It took 1 hour to bring the fire under control and another 3 hours to bring the firemen under control.

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Girl to hungry boyfriend: If my right leg was afternoon meal & left leg evening meal what would you prefer?

Boyfriend: Eating between meals


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Nobody is ever satisfied, Poor men wish they were rich,  Rich men wish they were handsome, Bachelors wish they were married & Married men wish they were Dead!

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How do you teach a girl maths?  Add a bed, subtract her clothes, divide her legs, enter your square root, leave your
solution and hope she doesn't multiply!


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Lady : "I want a good vibrator"

Salesman: "Ma'am ! you may select one from our range that is displayed on that wall"
Lady : "O.K. I'll take that red one"
Salesman: "Sorry, that's our fire-extinguisher";

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A girl says to her boyfriend, "One kiss and I'll be yours forever."

The guy says 'thanks for the warning'


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A Husband Was Asked: "Do you talk to your wife after sex?"

He replied: "Depends, If I Can find a Phone"

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Definition of a Gynecologist: Someone who looks for problems where others look for pleasure!!!

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Man to wife on wedding night- "Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with?'

"Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!'


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A divorced Couple were contesting for possession of the child.

The mother said: "I gave birth to him - he's mine"
The father said: "I put a coin in the pepsi machine and a can comes out -  the pepsi belongs to me! not to the machine !!"

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Duniya mein bewafaon ki kami nahin hai.
Ab suraj ko hi dekh lo-
Aata hai Usha ke saath,
Rehta hai Kiran ke saath,
Aur jaata hai Sandhya ke saath!
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A for apple. B for bada apple. C for chota apple. D for dusra apple. E for ek aur apple. F for fokat ka apple. G for gol apple. H for ho gaya na pet   kharab khake itne apple.
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The positive thinking poem.
Little birdy in the sky,
You look up and it shits in your eye.
You don't mind and you don't cry,
You just thank God that cows don't fly.  
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Ek Aadmi  Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu? 
Aadmi  Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00

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What do u call a fat woman waiting?
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.
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Moti-vaiting.
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What is the similarity between Mobile & Marriage?
Thode Din Aur Ruk Jata To Thoda Acha Model Mil Jaata!!

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Green,Pink,Yellow

An english man and a desi man were both going to a interview. They were asked to use the colours green. pink and yellow. The english man goes in and says the grass is green, the sun is yellow and the sunset is pink. The desi man goes in and says my phone goes green green i pink it up and i say yellow!!
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  Why Dog Watch Me Eat ?

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?"
Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."
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BILLO & TILLO

Two friends Billooo & Tillooo went to school for appearing in English exam (7th standard). They had crammed an essay of "MY BEST FRIEND". But unfortunately, in the question-paper it was written ...... write an essay on "MY FATHER” in just 30-45 words .So Billooo was utterly confused & nervous ...what to do!!! Tillooo gave an idea . . . . Just write the essay My best friend & just keep on replacing the word friend with the father..... So this was how Billooo & Tillooo wrote the essay "MY FATHER"......Fathers & fathers are everywhere, but good fathers are very rare. I have so many fathers, but my best father is pyarelal. He is my neighbour. He often comes to my home & my mother likes him very much.
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PAKISTANIS ON MOON

3 scientists happen to meet each other by chance at a party, an American, a Russian, and a Pakistani. They boast their country's science achievements. The Russian says: We were the 1st ones in space, the American says, we were the 1st to go to moon, The Pakistani thinks hard and says: we will be 1st ones on the sun! Both the American and Russian start laughing, and say to the Pakistani, you stupid the sun is too hot, your spaceship will burn b4 it reaches the sun. The Pakistan scientist remains cool and calm, and says: You are stupid. We will go there at night!!
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  MUSLIMS

There were two Christians Travelling on a plane. Sitting behind them was a Muslims. As they realized that a Muslims is Travelling with them. They started talking loudly with each other.
James said to Tim.
Tim where r u going, hopefully to Dubai.
Tim said Nah
There are too many Muslims, streets and roods are flooded with them.
James smiles and said then u must be going to Iran.
Tim said r u mad, Muslims in Iran are more fanatic and mad then Dubai.
Muslim who was listening to them could not bear it and said hey u both go to hell, for sure there would be no Muslim.
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   CLEVER

Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Pupil: Moon...
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it.
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 GERMS

Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs
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Funny Stories

1.   Do You Know Swimming

 

Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five years.
 
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board looking over an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
 
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
 
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
 
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump. "Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.
 
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"

 

2.   Teacher & Student

 

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
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TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!
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TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
PAPPU : I is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
him?"
PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
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PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !
PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.

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TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ?
PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !
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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PAPPU: A teacher

3. Dear Ba’s

 

A Patel family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the US .

It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it. When they opened the lid , they found a letter on top addressed to her brothers and sisters:

Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Mohan and Varsha,

I am sending Ba's body to you,since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in GUJARAT . Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed. You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's body, 12 cans of cheese, 10 packets of Tobler chocolates and 8 packets of Badam. Please divide these among all of you. On Ba's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes(size 10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.

Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan. Just distribute the rest among yourselves. The 2 new Jeans that Ba's is wearing are for the boys. The Swiss watch
That Reema wanted is on Ba's left wrist.

Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them off her. The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among my
Nephews. Please distribute all these fairly.

Love Smita



PS : And if anything more required let me know soon as Bapuji is also
Not feeling too well nowadays...

 

4.   Boys Are Boys… Always Enjoy

 

A new lady teacher came to teach 8th standard students. As it was the first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the students to Introduce themselves with name and hobby. She said, "Let's start with the boys


first". Boys start giving their intro...

First boy: "My name is John, and my hobby is to see bubble in the Bathtub".

Teacher was confused to listen but said, "Interesting. Well, Ok. In fact, we must be honest in telling the hobby. And after all there is essentially a child in each of us. So it's ok John. Yes next".

Second boy: "Myself Peter and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub."

Teacher now got surprised and said, "Good. I like the spirit of supporting a friend. Ok next".

Third boy: "I'm Smith and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub".

Teacher: "Guys are you joking or what? Please be sincere. Ok next".

This continues...

And the last boy stands up "I'm Harry and my hobby is to see Bubble in the bathtub".

Exhausted, the teacher said, "I don't think I will be able to teach un-grown boys for long. Anyway, now the girls please."

First girl: "I'm Julie and my hobby is to see birds".

Teacher: "Good. At last I got something different. Ok next".

Second girl: "I'm Ruby and I like to collect perfumes".

Teacher "Now it's like educated grown up girls. Ok next. You sweet Girl; Yes you..."

Most beautiful girl of the class gets up:

"Mam, my name is Bubble, and my hobby is to take bath three times a day".

 

5. Boss & Worker

When I take a long time, I am slow.
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.

 

When I don't do it, I am lazy.
When my boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

 

When I do it without being told, I'm trying to be smart.
When my boss does the same, that is initiative.

 

When I please my boss, that's brown-nosing.
When my boss pleases his boss, that's co-operating.

 

When I do good, my boss never remembers.
When I do wrong, he never forgets.

 

6. Farmer Joe & The Accident

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe.

"Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, that you were fine?"

''Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the--"

''I didn't ask for any details,'' the lawyer interrupted. ''Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, that you were fine?"

''Well I had just got Bessie into the trailer and was driving down the road--''

''Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.''

By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Farmer Joe's answer and told the lawyer so.

''Well," said the farmer, "as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear ol' Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me. He said, 'Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her. How are you feeling?'"

 

 

 

Always Think Positive

Think Positive!!


This is nice - finding positive out of every negative - which we don't
always manage to do.

 

I am thankful...

1. For the husband who snores all night, because he is at home asleep
with me and not with someone else.
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2. For my teenage daughter who is complaining about doing dishes,
because that means she is at home & not on the streets.
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3. For the taxes that I pay because it means that I am employed.
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4. For the mess to clean after a party because it means that I have
been surrounded by friends.
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5. For the clothes that fit a little too snug because it means I have
enough to eat.
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6. For my shadow that watches me work because it means I am out in the
sunshine.
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7. For a floor that needs mopping, and windows that need cleaning
because it means I have a home.
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8. For all the complaining I hear about the government because it
means that we have freedom of speech.



9. For the parking spot I find at the far end of the parking lot
because it means I am capable of walking and that I have been blessed with transportation.
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10. For the noise I have to bear from my neighbours because it means
that I can hear.
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11. For the pile of laundry and ironing because it means I have
clothes to wear.

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12. For weariness and aching muscles at the end of the day because it
means I have been capable of working hard.

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13. For the alarm that goes off in the early morning hours because it
means that I am still alive.
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AND FINALLY ....... for received e-mails because it means I have friends who are thinking of me, at least.



HAVE A NICE DAY !!!

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Difference Between Men & Women

 

Differences.......


1. NAMES:
If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will
call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.

If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer
to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.


2. EATING OUT:
When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw ina $20, even though it's only for $32.50.
None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want the change back.

When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

3. MONEY:
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

4. BATHROOMS:
A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream,
razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.

A man would not be able to identify most of these items.


5. ARGUMENTS:
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


6. CATS:
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.


7. FUTURE:
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


8. SUCCESS:
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

9. MARRIAGE:
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

10. DRESSING UP:
A woman will dress up to go 4 shopping, to water the plants,

empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and read the mail.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

11. NATURAL:
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

12. OFFSPRING:
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about
dentist
appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods,
secret fears and hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

13. FINAL THOUGHT:
Any married man should forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

Games

Some Links To Exciting Games
 
Game 1:
Tom & Jerry IN What's The Catch?
 
 
 
Game 2:
Chicken & Eggs Game
 

Shocking Telegrams

SHOCKING TELEGRAMS

TELEGRAM #1
A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing
B.Ed exams, which the father receives as :

"Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."
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TELEGRAM #2

A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill
station sends a telegram to his wife :

"I wish you were here." The message received by wife:

"I wish you were her."

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TELEGRAM #3

A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway
station to return to her husband. At the reservation co! unter, while her turn came, it was the last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady next
to her in the queue, she offered her berth to the old lady
and sent a telegram to her husband which reached as:

"Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave
birth to an old lady."



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TELEGRAM #5

A man from
Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her
parent's house in
Delhi. When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his
servant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to
Ajmer.
He sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted. It was written:
'sethji aaj mar gaye ! (Sethji
Ajmer gaye).

Brain Teasers

Brain Teasers
 
  1. What is the easiest way to throw a ball, have it stop, and completely reverse direction after traveling a short distance?
  2. What is at the beginning of eternity, the end of time, the beginning of every end, and the end of every place?
  3. When things go wrong, what can you always count on?
  4. What is always behind you but you can never touch it?
  5. I am never the first to speak but I am always the last to be heard. Who am I?
  6. We were born of the same mother, on the same day, at the same hour and in the same year. Yet we are not twins. How do you explain this?
  7. Two fathers and two sons were seated round a table. There were four apples on the table. Each of them took one apple and ate it entirely yet there was still one apple left on the table. How was this possible?
  8. Before Mount Everest was discovered which was the highest mountain in the world?
  9. Here everything is not always in order. For example, Friday comes before Thursday, the cart comes before the horse, the driver comes before the employer. Where are we?
  10. When I am alive I stay put where I am. It is only when I am dead that I move about here and there. Who am I?
  11. How can you be behind a person when that person is also behind you?

 

Answers below – change font color

  1. Throw the ball straight up
  2. ‘e’
  3. Your fingers
  4. The past
  5. An echo.
  6. They are triplets.
  7. There were only three persons at the table comprising a grandfather, his son and his grandson.
  8. Mount Everest, of course. It was always there!
  9. In a dictionary.
  10. A leaf.
  11. Put yourself back to back of each other.  

Year 3000... Great Ideas


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  
 
2005/11/9

Quotes

1.    Always Keep Smiling Like Flowers, Because Smiling Is A Key Of Each And Every Heart

2.    A Tree Said Don’t Cut Me, A Flower Said Don’t Touch Me But I Said Don’t Forget Me

3.    We should be taught not to wait for inspiration to start a thing.  Action always generates inspiration.  Inspiration seldom generates action

4.    Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions.  You may have a heart of gold - but so does a hard-boiled egg

5.    The vision must be followed by the venture.  It is not enough to stare up the steps - we must step up the stairs

6.    I believe half the unhappiness in life comes from people being afraid to go straight at things

 

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